Knee Pageant

The Slap My Top Knees Gallery is now open for business. Please come in and have a look around.
Email your knees to alex.lester@bbc.co.uk with their greatest achievements and their hopes for the future.
It's a bit like a beauty pageant...... but with knees! Unfortunately, we can't guarantee to put every set of knees we receive on the website and we can only publish pictures of your knees if you are aged 18 or older.

Here are the backs of my boyfriend's knees at the peak of their career in 2006. They were crushed when his lorry was sandwiched between two other wagons some years prior to this photo, and they flare

And after all, this is a very rare 'rear view' of knees. I mean, knees are underrated at the best of times, but their backs get the very rough end of the deal.