Knee Pageant

The Slap My Top Knees Gallery is now open for business. Please come in and have a look around.
Email your knees to alex.lester@bbc.co.uk with their greatest achievements and their hopes for the future.
It's a bit like a beauty pageant...... but with knees! Unfortunately, we can't guarantee to put every set of knees we receive on the website and we can only publish pictures of your knees if you are aged 18 or older.

These knees belong to Rick, a white van driver who is a keen listener most mornings. As you can see, they are in a "distressed condition" of late and are currently thinking of furthering their career

Their greatest achievement is to relentlessly keep my ageing belly clear of the ground when needed, and I am very grateful to them both in equal proportion.