Knee Pageant

The Slap My Top Knees Gallery is now open for business. Please come in and have a look around.
Email your knees to alex.lester@bbc.co.uk with their greatest achievements and their hopes for the future.
It's a bit like a beauty pageant...... but with knees! Unfortunately, we can't guarantee to put every set of knees we receive on the website and we can only publish pictures of your knees if you are aged 18 or older.

These knees won the knobbly knee competition at Butlins in Blackpool in 1947 and 1948. These knees have had an excellent career with running, cycling, walking, climbing, gardening, surfing...

...windsurfing and riding stock horses in Australia. They have also been used, with hands, for creeping past my girlfriend’s window so as not ot be caught.