Knee Pageant

The Slap My Top Knees Gallery is now open for business. Please come in and have a look around.
Email your knees to alex.lester@bbc.co.uk with their greatest achievements and their hopes for the future.
It's a bit like a beauty pageant...... but with knees! Unfortunately, we can't guarantee to put every set of knees we receive on the website and we can only publish pictures of your knees if you are aged 18 or older.

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  1. 2008/7/31/44845_9.jpg" alt="Dean Taylor's Knees!" width="70" height="70" />
  2. 2008/5/2/41038_9.jpg" alt="These knees are 27 and enjoy football and stamp collecting. They recently ran a marathon and took a week to recover. Their ambition is to climb Mount Snowdon without getting grazed." width="70" height="70" />
  3. 2008/5/2/41035_9.jpg" alt="These knees, suitably framed by handlebars, were made for cycling. The indentations and scars are mementos of 54 years of tarmac and ground contact throughout Europe and Nepal." width="70" height="70" />
  4. 2008/5/2/41036_9.jpg" alt="These knees are from North West Arkansas. They have been covered/uncovered according to the prevailing fashions for over half a century." width="70" height="70" />
  5. 2008/5/2/41037_9.jpg" alt="These knees belong to April the Baker and her dog Spunky. Known to walk at least 5 miles a day with the dog they miss the breeze through jodphurs when out riding and hope to find a new horse soon." width="70" height="70" />
  6. 2008/5/2/41039_9.jpg" alt="At the time of this photo, these knees were 43 years old and on holiday in Egypt. They are married and exposed to the fresh air most days, come rain or shine, hot or cold." width="70" height="70" />
  7. 2008/5/2/41040_9.jpg" alt="These are the knees of 71 year old ex PE teacher. They have run & jumped long & high for many a year and they now carry their owner around the golf course." width="70" height="70" />
  8. 2008/5/2/41041_9.jpg" alt="These knees (pictured on holiday) are only in their 40s. They enjoy walking, cycling and Yoga. Collectively they are called "my knees" but individually, as each have their own personality." width="70" height="70" />
  9. 2008/5/2/41042_9.jpg" alt="My knees' proudest moment was their first foreign holiday last year, at the ripe old age of 30. They basked in the gorgeous Corfu sun together!" width="70" height="70" />
  10. 2008/5/7/41188_9.jpg" alt="These are the knees of Tony the middle aged paperboy from Swindon. They are currently contemplating retirement after four years." width="70" height="70" />
  11. 2008/5/7/41189_9.jpg" alt="Here are my knees. I like my knees, I've had them all my life and am thinking of keeping them. We don't do running or any of those nasty exercise things, we're too well pampered." width="70" height="70" />
  12. 2008/5/7/41190_9.jpg" alt="My 29 year old knees used to be a pretty picture until I made them sit in wet concrete for half a day while I prepared a lovely path. The job was good but the pain was not." width="70" height="70" />
  13. 2008/5/12/41385_9.jpg" alt="These knees are 59 years and 11 months old and as you can see, they get knocked around a bit. They belong to a clumsy woman and their ambition is to stop being bruised..." width="70" height="70" />
  14. 2008/5/12/41386_9.jpg" alt="These knees won the knobbly knee competition at Butlins in Blackpool in 1947 and 1948. These knees have had an excellent career with running, cycling, walking, climbing, gardening, surfing..." width="70" height="70" />
  15. 2008/5/19/41671_9.jpg" alt="Sent these knees in as they are my bloke's knees who is an 18 wheel semi-driver and has been there and back to see how far it is and it was too far so he came back again. Bless him I love his knees." width="70" height="70" />
  16. 2008/5/19/41667_9.jpg" alt="These are the 61-year-old knees of Bluenose, they have run many half marathons and scars have so much better tales than tattoos! Twin scars at 7 in a play park and cartilage at 14. These knees have so" width="70" height="70" />
  17. 2008/5/19/41668_9.jpg" alt="These knees have been tattooed and it was very painful! They used to run 60 miles a week, but now they're old, they plod around and drive an Argos 18 wheel semi." width="70" height="70" />
  18. 2008/5/19/41669_9.jpg" alt="These knees belong to a "29" year old athete. They warn that the disease known as exercise is highly contagious and that following in their example can only lead to stress and undue worry." width="70" height="70" />
  19. 2008/5/19/41673_9.jpg" alt="Here are Nick's Knees. One furry, one shiny." width="70" height="70" />
  20. 2008/5/19/41674_9.jpg" alt="This is Lisa's donut knee. Lisa works in the office and she can make her knee into a donut. This is it." width="70" height="70" />
  21. 2008/5/20/41727_9.jpg" alt="These knees are 48 years old, having been used and abused, playing squash, cycling, walking and weight training." width="70" height="70" />
  22. 2008/5/23/41923_9.jpg" alt="My knees are 44 years old and walk the hound twice a day. The scar on the left knee is 20 years old c/o Gran Canaria! These plums are sisters to the abused pair in picture 20." width="70" height="70" />
  23. 2008/6/2/42323_9.jpg" alt="These knees belong to Rick, a white van driver who is a keen listener most mornings. As you can see, they are in a "distressed condition" of late and are currently thinking of furthering their career" width="70" height="70" />
  24. 2008/6/2/42324_9.jpg" alt="Welcome to one hairy knee courtesy of Jefferson Tubetrain... As you can clearly see, Jonathan Ross is evidently excited by it...Wait till you see the other one!" width="70" height="70" />
  25. 2008/6/2/42325_9.jpg" alt="Here are the backs of my boyfriend's knees at the peak of their career in 2006. They were crushed when his lorry was sandwiched between two other wagons some years prior to this photo, and they flare" width="70" height="70" />
  26. 2008/6/11/42677_9.jpg" alt="ken davies' knees" width="70" height="70" />