Confuse the Teacher

Skins writer Josie Long came up with an idea to confound and confuse teachers whilst simultaneously giving you a burst of joy amongst the turgid boredom of homework.

Josie Long gives you a random word and you immediately put it in your homework with hilarious results.

This week we're confusing your teach with NEMISIS! There were some proper beauts this week so check 'em out...

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  1. 2009/1/19/52234_9.jpg" alt="Rosie in Leighton's really gone to town with her Biology homework. Well if you can't beat 'em, join 'em..." width="70" height="70" />
  2. 2009/1/19/52235_9.jpg" alt="Amelia from Congleton's art work rocks!" width="70" height="70" />
  3. 2009/1/19/52236_9.jpg" alt="Nice English homework - gold star from us anyway!" width="70" height="70" />
  4. 2009/1/19/52231_9.jpg" alt="We didn't learn this in our History lessons Lexi..." width="70" height="70" />
  5. 2009/1/19/52232_9.jpg" alt="Oh la la - your French homework is looking even more confusing!" width="70" height="70" />
  6. 2009/1/19/52233_9.jpg" alt="Becks - all we can say is good luck with your A-level maths!" width="70" height="70" />
  7. 2009/1/28/52616_9.jpg" alt="Ah at last someone's brought a bit of romance to the proceedings with Pride and Prejudice - thanks Ruth!" width="70" height="70" />
  8. 2009/1/28/52612_9.jpg" alt="Wowzers - you win this week Jade! You downloaded a pic of a ring and stuck it in your homework, we like..." width="70" height="70" />
  9. 2009/1/28/52614_9.jpg" alt="Uh oh - Steven reckons his teach is gonna go mad!" width="70" height="70" />
  10. 2009/1/28/52615_9.jpg" alt="Eve has done us proud..." width="70" height="70" />
  11. 2009/2/1/52768_9.jpg" alt="Eoghan from belfast we're LOVING your style!" width="70" height="70" />
  12. 2009/2/1/52769_9.jpg" alt="We have such a soft spot for confusing the hell out of French teachers! Thanks Alix..." width="70" height="70" />
  13. 2009/2/1/52770_9.jpg" alt="Catriona in Edinburgh - we salute you and wish you good luck in you Highers!" width="70" height="70" />
  14. 2009/2/8/53097_9.jpg" alt="And the gold medal goes to... yes you, Louise from Colchester!" width="70" height="70" />
  15. 2009/2/8/53098_9.jpg" alt="We can tell Rosie's serious about this confusing business." width="70" height="70" />
  16. 2009/2/8/53099_9.jpg" alt="Ally from Southend's English homework is looking HOT..." width="70" height="70" />
  17. 2009/2/8/53100_9.jpg" alt="Nice work - very professional if you don't mind us saying!" width="70" height="70" />
  18. 2009/2/16/53517_9.jpg" alt="We don't think your Maths teacher will hate you - don't worry... (we HOPE!!)" width="70" height="70" />
  19. 2009/2/16/53518_9.jpg" alt="Nice pie chart Amber! " width="70" height="70" />
  20. 2009/2/16/53519_9.jpg" alt="Fabulous French homework... tres bon!" width="70" height="70" />
  21. 2009/2/16/53520_9.jpg" alt="A* for getting stuck into this week's confuse Peter - we hope you really won't get detention though..." width="70" height="70" />
  22. 2009/2/22/53806_9.jpg" alt="GREAT spider diagram and GREAT purple writing - you rock Em!" width="70" height="70" />
  23. 2009/2/22/53807_9.jpg" alt="Forget about the Science homework Imi - we're digging your cool turquoise pen..." width="70" height="70" />
  24. 2009/2/22/53808_9.jpg" alt="Thanks Alice and thanks for loving Face in a Bowl so much!" width="70" height="70" />
  25. 2009/2/22/53809_9.jpg" alt="Whoa! Nice work Catt!" width="70" height="70" />
  26. 2009/3/2/54198_9.jpg" alt="We hope we made Emily's maths homework slightly less boring..." width="70" height="70" />
  27. 2009/3/2/54202_9.jpg" alt="Tim we hope your Latin homework doesn't suck that bad..." width="70" height="70" />
  28. 2009/3/2/54199_9.jpg" alt="Good work dude!" width="70" height="70" />
  29. 2009/3/2/54201_9.jpg" alt="Wayne in Northern Ireland's confusing our heads with all that formula!" width="70" height="70" />
  30. 2009/3/2/54200_9.jpg" alt="Good art work Daniel - we agree it looks slightly better now..." width="70" height="70" />
  31. 2009/3/9/54577_9.jpg" alt="Good art work Molly - and you're only 14!" width="70" height="70" />
  32. 2009/3/9/54578_9.jpg" alt="Yes Karina - we double dare you to hand this in tomorrow..." width="70" height="70" />
  33. 2009/3/9/54579_9.jpg" alt="Aisling in Northern Ireland's done a cracking job here..." width="70" height="70" />
  34. 2009/3/9/54580_9.jpg" alt="Kate in Sailsbury - you've done us real proud!" width="70" height="70" />
  35. 2009/3/16/54883_9.jpg" alt="Nice highlighters Megan in Cardiff!" width="70" height="70" />
  36. 2009/3/16/54884_9.jpg" alt="Nice maths, even better confusing!" width="70" height="70" />
  37. 2009/3/16/54885_9.jpg" alt="OK, so this isn't strictly confusing the teacher, but it's soooo CUTE we couldn't resist..." width="70" height="70" />
  38. 2009/3/16/54886_9.jpg" alt="All hail those who confuse Geography teachers!" width="70" height="70" />
  39. 2009/3/16/54887_9.jpg" alt="We think Abi in Kent's BTEC looks sooo much better now..." width="70" height="70" />
  40. 2009/3/23/55103_9.jpg" alt="Yay - we love picture ones! Thanks to Catrina, 13 from Newcastle. " width="70" height="70" />
  41. 2009/3/23/55104_9.jpg" alt="Hola Emily! Your Spanish homework rocks..." width="70" height="70" />
  42. 2009/3/23/55105_9.jpg" alt="Nice one Sarah in Milton Keynes..." width="70" height="70" />
  43. 2009/3/23/55106_9.jpg" alt="James from Suffolk got his own back on his Maths teacher..." width="70" height="70" />
  44. 2009/3/29/55409_9.jpg" width="70" height="70" />
  45. 2009/3/29/55410_9.jpg" alt="Ooh Dentistry..." width="70" height="70" />
  46. 2009/3/29/55411_9.jpg" alt="We're loving this fancy red Chemistry homework!" width="70" height="70" />
  47. 2009/3/29/55412_9.jpg" width="70" height="70" />
  48. 2009/3/29/55408_9.jpg" width="70" height="70" />
  49. 2009/4/19/56465_9.jpg" alt="Thanks Laura - your spider diagram is bulbuls indeed!" width="70" height="70" />
  50. 2009/5/3/57515_9.jpg" alt="James in Hitchin reckons his teacher is crackers so will like this! Lol!" width="70" height="70" />
  51. 2009/5/3/57514_9.jpg" alt="Josh in Cardiff has ruined his revision for the cause..." width="70" height="70" />
  52. 2009/5/3/57513_9.jpg" alt="We love a drawing - thanks Ali!" width="70" height="70" />
  53. 2009/5/18/58328_9.jpg" alt="Poppy from Leicester - you've done us proud!" width="70" height="70" />
  54. 2009/5/18/58325_9.jpg" alt="Aaron from Shepperton you've out done yourself - bravo!" width="70" height="70" />
  55. 2009/5/18/58326_9.jpg" alt="Fiona - we couldn't help read all about pollution and pesticides, nice work!" width="70" height="70" />
  56. 2009/5/18/58327_9.jpg" alt="Agggghhh Maths! Lucky you've made it more fun..." width="70" height="70" />
  57. 2009/5/31/58977_9.jpg" alt="James - we LOVE your baby owl soooo much! Good luck with your biology." width="70" height="70" />
  58. 2009/5/31/58978_9.jpg" alt="Emma from Leeds has done a great job ruining her important Science homework..." width="70" height="70" />
  59. 2009/5/31/58979_9.jpg" alt="Yup mission accomplished - this is a definite improvement on your GCSE maths revision!" width="70" height="70" />
  60. 2009/5/31/58980_9.jpg" alt="You love Switch and we heart you back - thanks." width="70" height="70" />
  61. 2009/5/31/58981_9.jpg" alt="Lawrence in York, we salute you!" width="70" height="70" />
  62. 2009/5/31/58973_9.jpg" alt="Becky in Gosport, all we can say we hope you get the Head Girl gig - you deserve it after this!" width="70" height="70" />
  63. 2009/5/31/58974_9.jpg" alt="Pixie's boring Latin homework is dull no more - hurrah!" width="70" height="70" />
  64. 2009/5/31/58975_9.jpg" alt="Chel in Kent thinks she's cool and so do we darn it!" width="70" height="70" />
  65. 2009/5/31/58976_9.jpg" alt="Sam's physics homework looks pretty hot to us..." width="70" height="70" />
  66. 2009/6/22/60641_9.jpg" alt="Yay - we know mosty of you are running out of homework so thanks to Emily in Barnsley!" width="70" height="70" />
  67. 2009/9/13/66171_9.jpg" alt="Pythagoras?? Pah! It's all about the 'lagoon' theory." width="70" height="70" />
  68. 2009/9/13/66172_9.jpg" alt="Dan sent this in. And it is just amazing." width="70" height="70" />
  69. 2009/9/13/66173_9.jpg" alt="Ellie's work on running was very much inspired by lagoons. " width="70" height="70" />
  70. 2009/9/13/66174_9.jpg" alt="Matt made us el oh el with his lagoony spider diagram" width="70" height="70" />
  71. 2009/9/13/66169_9.jpg" alt="Amy sent us in this 'lovely lagoon'y art work! Yep, this week's word was Lagoon!" width="70" height="70" />
  72. 2009/9/13/66170_9.jpg" alt="Who knew Shakespeare wrote tragedies about lagoons, hmm?" width="70" height="70" />
  73. 2009/9/20/66875_9.jpg" alt="Dan's history is much improved we think..." width="70" height="70" />
  74. 2009/9/20/66876_9.jpg" alt="Proper wood work Bry!" width="70" height="70" />
  75. 2009/9/20/66877_9.jpg" alt="Thomas from Glasgow is doing advanced physics. Immense!!" width="70" height="70" />
  76. 2009/9/20/66874_9.jpg" alt="Ciao Will! Italian looks fly post-confused." width="70" height="70" />
  77. 2009/9/27/67403_9.jpg" alt="Courtney from Northern Ireland loves glamming it up..." width="70" height="70" />
  78. 2009/9/27/67400_9.jpg" alt="Great Maths work matey!" width="70" height="70" />
  79. 2009/9/27/67401_9.jpg" alt="Robyn's glamourous graph is ace..." width="70" height="70" />
  80. 2009/9/27/67402_9.jpg" alt="Joe, 11 - what a super trooper!" width="70" height="70" />
  81. 2009/12/1/71744_9.jpg" alt="Charli has made his Geography homework even more amazing!" width="70" height="70" />
  82. 2009/12/1/71745_9.jpg" alt="Carys in Wantage we are loving your art evaluation work even more..." width="70" height="70" />
  83. 2009/12/1/71746_9.jpg" alt="Alex in London has provided us with the classic confuse the teacher equation - awesome..." width="70" height="70" />
  84. 2009/12/1/71747_9.jpg" alt="Wowzers - forget about confusing the teacher, hows about wowzing them instead? Nice one Clare." width="70" height="70" />
  85. 2009/12/1/71748_9.jpg" alt="Laura made her philosophy homework even MORE confusing!!" width="70" height="70" />
  86. 2009/12/13/72825_9.jpg" alt="Katy doing English homework in Scotland! " width="70" height="70" />
  87. 2009/12/13/72826_9.jpg" alt="English homework from Claire " width="70" height="70" />
  88. 2010/1/3/73691_9.jpg" alt="Angles are our NEMISIS too!!" width="70" height="70" />
  89. 2010/1/3/73689_9.jpg" alt="We salute you, yes we do!" width="70" height="70" />
  90. 2010/1/3/73690_9.jpg" alt="Good work matey!" width="70" height="70" />