Find out what happens to Radio 1's early breakfast presenter as he gets to grips with a life of 3am alarm calls.
Yesterday I saw a woman in a park who was trying to do a good deed - by picking up her dog's turd.
However, the serviette she was using was a little too thin - and it seeped through. I felt so sorry for her - after I finished laughing.
Note this is a picture of a cow pat - so you get the idea. I didn't want to search the internet for pictures of poo.