Find out what happens to Radio 1's early breakfast presenter as he gets to grips with a life of 3am alarm calls.
I've had enough of Jo Whiley complaining that I break "her" studio every morning.
It's not my fault she can't work the equipment.
The final straw was last week when she accused me of leaving a pubic hair behind. So, this morning, I vacuumed her area, so to speak.